Plastic Pants
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You can wade through ponds and mud.
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Wear them in outer space.
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To writhe around in sand.
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Without them you couldn't live somehow.
The Plastic Pants are top notch.
But they give you a sweaty crotch.
Plastic Pants are cheap.
Your wallet would never weep.
Wear Plastic Pants to sleep.
Like a fucked up creep.
But always use as directed.
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